From the recording New Old Fashioned American Way
Lyrics
It’s another holiday and I wanna do it right
Hearing the kids laugh and play while I’m hanging Christmas lights
I got a killer deal on Black Friday for only 14.99
For a giant blow up Santa’s Sleigh on Amazon Prime
Hey Christmas in the suburbs is such a wonderful sight to see
Like a giant shrine to our capitalistic tendencies
No I’m not trying to be a hater, just observing what I see
But Jesus sure looks comfy in his 3000 square-foot four bedroom two bath nativity
No I couldn’t wait for Christmas, so I bought myself a watch
I ordered it while hanging with the kids at the pumpkin patch
And the kids had to have themselves one more elf to put up on the shelf
So I went down and got them 7 more because the store had them on sale
Hey Christmas in the suburbs is such a wonderful sight to see
Like a giant shrine to our capitalistic tendencies
No I’m not trying to be a hater, just observing what I see
But Jesus sure looks comfy in his 3000 square-foot five bedroom three bath nativity
[Instrumental]
Hey Christmas in the suburbs is such a wonderful sight to see
Like a giant shrine to our capitalistic tendencies
No I’m not trying to be a hater, just observing what I see
But Jesus sure looks comfy in his 4000 square-foot five bedroom four bath with tile floors and marble counter with wainscoting and crown molding nativity